ricekripkes:

don’t tell me supernatural isn’t an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul

(via avenger-panda)

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via themodifieddoll)

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

why do drugs when you can do me

(Source: gallyd, via nox-valarius)

justinbieberrealness:

there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty

(Source: hahahanooope, via stardustqueen)

trapghoul:

fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.

(via nox-valarius)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via stardustqueen)